matineeidyll:

DAVE: “IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH A MALE ROCK STAR, WHO WOULD IT BE?”
CHRIS: “Nate Mendel.”
DAVE: “No, he’s got that hairy chest. It would get in the way.”
TAYLOR: “Who’s a pretty man? Hmmm. What kind of sex are we talking? Can it be just a hand-job?”
NATE: “You’re just making it worse for yourself here.”
TAYLOR: “You’re right; maybe it is better to leave it vague. Who’s the manliest man you can think of?”
NATE: “Really?You want to be on the bottom?”
TAYLOR: “No, I’d want to make someone manly feel like a little girl. What about Freddie Mercury? He might show you a good time, if he wasn’t dead.”
NATE: “He certainly would have made you feel at home in an odd environment. He’d say, ‘Taylor, I know this might be a little odd for you but let me show you how it works.’ I think we’d have to fight over him, Taylor.”
TAYLOR: “You can keep him, I’ll take Scott Weiland. He’s skinny. I could fuck him prison-style all night.”
DAVE: “I guess I’d have to go with Sting because, apparently, he can fuck all night.”
CHRIS: “Really? Dude, if you’re having sex with a male rock star do you really want it to go on all night?”
DAVE: “..Next question.”